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The XP CD is currently shipping!

This is the first CD in what we hope will be a breakthrough in comedy.
xpurple intended this to be a serious work, but you know how that all works out in the end! Turns out his madness is good for a laugh.

The type of things to expect from this CD involve jokes that are so bad the only thing you can do is laugh.
For the low price of 12.95 you to can have the XP CD!
This low, low price includes shipping and handling to most of the modern world.

Great uses!
Scare your friends!
Gag gift!
It's just plain funny, in a dark sort of way!